Poopie Pant Brigade

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Two things always fascinate me with working with others, most expecially in large organisations.

The silent white whisper and the put-you-down humour antics.

The first is a well known and highly refined skill of switching between normal office conversation to a barely audible whisper primarily reserved for bitching, gossip mongering and personal, facile and juvenile innuendos.

The second skill of put-you-down humour antics requires a great deal of pyshcological bullying experience or a set of ice blue eyes and pyscho-curly hair to match. Generally the second attribute is reserved for face-to-face encounters, usually ( consequentially ) in the presence of others and often reserved for the victim in an ongoing and derogatory manner befitting school yard tit-for-tat ….mainly tat.

The silent white whisper skill requires the user and the receiver to “collaborate”….thick as thieves in on a supposed joke, piece of information swap or just plain downright bitch antics. It can also be a phone conversation where the receiver and sender use instant messaging to alert each other of the incoming call and using the volume feature on the phone turned up on the microphone end and down on the speaker end to keep a continuous flow of trite rolling from one end to the other.

The put-down humour however is less planned and more advantageous….barbed shit-canning, fun-poking, derogatory and stand-over by nature. Some say the attribute owes it’s origons to cultural under-development however I’m of the opinion that it is a highly refined cross-border osmotic range of behaviours usually reserved for the infirm, mentally ill, insecure or for juvenile-trapped-adults-with-poopy-pants.

Either /or both traits and skills are little more than a entry point for an unhealthy workplace. Both human attributes are easily defined as offensive and inconsiderate.

If you value either you need your head read and failing that please consider pushing your own vaporiser key into the slot for activation.

Have a lovely day